Confusion
I got my primary and secondary education from Don Bosco Matriculation School. Most of the teachers were pedophiles. The student population consisted of dumb-as-fuck north Indians, irksome Brahmins and agitated Tamilians, all of them obsessed with sexual innuendos.
Irritation
After finishing school, I rotted away to glory in Loyola College. Lesser number of pedophiles, but a crappier student population. The students were groomed for mediocrity. For the first 2 years, I visited the library more often than not. Somewhere along the way, I got myself reacquainted with some old friends – Nicotine and Caffeine. College was just about manageable.
Anger
After getting my degree, I was forced to write the entrance exam for MBA. I got through but then I decided not to pursue it further. Then I was forced to write the MCA entrance exam. I got through. I huffed and puffed the days in Sree Venkateshwara College for 2 months, before I broke a senior’s jaw and quit the college. Of course, the two incidents were unrelated.
Indifference
I had no choice but to join a one-year diploma course in Mass Communication, where students were asked to learn how to walk the ramp for some peculiar reason. I attended classes for four months, skipped the next 3, wrote my exams and ran away as fast as the wind could carry me.
Hate
Soon after the wind stopped blowing, I joined a journalism course at the Asian College of Journalism, owned by N. Ram and run by petty baboons. Words cannot express how much hatred I have for this college. This was a breeding ground for circus monkeys who do somersaults for a square meal. They taught us how to love structured creativity (also known as “lame”) and to give a fuck about the dying kids in Ghana. Most of the students were more than ready to spread the legs and get penetrated by the half-assed philosophies of the lecherous lecturers. A few of us kept our legs closed and our minds open and we got screwed over by management. Thankfully, I fell in love with one of the inmates. And bless her heart for she still continues to undo the damage of these goddam blunder years.
