…David Blaine is famous for concocting endurance tests that would prompt even Jean Paul Sartre to ask, “What’s the point?”
- John Moore, National Post
Deep inside his media-savy tortured soul, David Blaine is a little kid. A retarded twirp with a severe case of ADD (Attention Defecit Disorder). Ever since his levitation tricks were exposed, Blaine has resorted to “astounding” the world with annoying shennagians.
Now he wants to hang over New York’s Central Park “like a bat” for 3 days without consuming any food.
Arghhhhhhhhh.
What I want to see is Blaine enduring trephination inside a sulphur-coated cubicle while juggling six Mexican midgets brandishing rusty machetes. Even better, if a mishap occurs.
